99+ Short Funny Bollywood Dialogues in Hindi | Famous Comedy Dialogues Quotes From Hindi Movies

Best funny dialogues and quotes from bollywood movies : list of awesome funny dialogues in hindi/english, funny memes templates from bollywood movies for friends and short funny filmy quotes dialogues for girls with images.

Top Funny Memes Template From Bollywood Movies

- 1 - funny bollywood dialogues

“Bhagwan ka diya hua sab kuch hai, daulat hai, shauhrat hai, izzat hai” - welcome

- 2 - funny dialogues in hindi

"Dye karne ki umar mein ladai karne nikle hai" - welcome back

- 3 - short funny dialogues in hindi

"Tumhara naam kya hai basanti?" - Sholey

- 4 - comedy dialogues

"Bahut ghoor raha hai, kya behen ki shaadi karayega mujhse?" - Wanted

- 5 - funny dialogues for friends

“Aloo lelo, kanda lelo…subah se na ek aloo bika hai naa bika hai aadha kanda” - welcome

Funny Filmy Dialogues From Bollywood Movies

- 6 - comedy dialogue script in hindi

“Achha hai, bahut achha hai.” - Parinda

- 7 - funny movie dialogues

Kauva kitna bhi washing machine mein naha le….bagula nahi banta”. - Hungama

- 8 - famous bollywood dialogues funny

“Aree baba wrong number hai to uthati kyo hai” - hera pheri

- 9 - funny dialogues in hindi for friends

“Yeh babu rao ka style hai.” - Hera pheri

- 10 - famous meme dialogues

“Main hu nandu, sabka bandhu” - raja babu

Short Funny Dialogues Quotes For Friends

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“Main to nanha sa pyaara sa chota sa bachcha hu” - chalbaaz 

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“Is baar angreji mai tumko barack obama ki ma bhi fail nahi kar sakti” - jolly llb-2 

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“Tube se nikla hua paste aur tees maar khan ki diyi hui zabaan kabhi vapas nahi jaati” - tees maar khan

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“Mai har test pass karke dikhaonga, chahe yeh mera blood test he kyo na ho” - khiladi 786

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“Zindagi mein teen cheezein kabhi underestimate nahi karna – i, me and myself.” - Ready

Cute Funny Dialogues Quotes For Girls

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“Hum tum mein itne ched karenge, ki confuse ho jaoge ki saans kahan se le, aur paadein kahan se.” - Dabang 

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“Mere baarein mein itna mat sochna. Dil mein aata hoon samajh mein nahi.” - Kick

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“Saala, main bhi pheku aur yeh bhi pheku. Circus ka retired bandar lagta hai.” - Andaz apna apna

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“Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?” - Dabangg 2

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"Woh bahar casualty mein koi marne ki haalat mein raha, to usko form bharna zaroori hai kya?" - Munna bhai mbbs

Famous Funny Dialogues in Hindi/English

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"Agar subah subah sandaas jana hai toh singer banna padega…" - hera pheri

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"Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai, lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai" - 3 idiots

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"Sperm se thoda upar aakar dekho, heart naam ki cheez hoti hai" - vicky donor

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"Bhabhi hogi teri aur shaadi hogi meri" - andaz apna apna

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"Iske mooh mein pehdaishi supari hai, yeh totla hai" - phir hera pheri

List Of Awesome Bollywood Funny Dialogues

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"Joh ladki hum mein chahiye usse hum nahi chahiye, aur jisse hum chahiye woh kisko chahiye" - garam masala

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"Har baap ka ek baap hota hai, aur usse hum dadaji kehte hai" - dhamaal

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"Bhoot bhoot, inki maa ki" - golmaal 3

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"Hum koi mandir ka ghanta hai ki koi bhi aake baja jaata hai" - hungama

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"Mutra mukti karke aaon?" - Heyy babyy

Funny Shayari in Hindi From Bollywood Movies

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"Shaadi aur yudh mein sirf ek hi farak hota hai, shaadi mein aap apne dushman ke saath raat ko soo sakte hain" - hungama

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"Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hai na, woh basement mein kapde badalte hai" - golmaal 3

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"Har dhoti pehenne waala gandhi nahi hota" - phir hera pheri

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"Jab dil tootta hai toh uska asar seedha dimag par hota hai" - andaz apna apna

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"Bhai yeh room toh, shuru hote hi khatam ho gaya" - munna bhai mbbs

Cool Funny Whatsapp Status From Bollywood Movies

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"Chai se jyaada ketli garam hai…" - hera pheri

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"Bachcha kabil bano, kabil, kamyabi toh saali jhak maarke peeche bhagegi" - 3 idiots

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"Shakal dekh kar bande ka sperm pehchaan jaata hoon" - vicky donor

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"Upar waala bhi kya taqdeer ka paiya ghumata hai, ki raja ko bikhari aur bikhari ke sar pe taj pehna deta hai" - garam masala

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"Meri unglioon ki raftar, tumhare pairoon ki raftar se zyada tezz hai" - dhamaal

Funny Dialogues Captions From Bollywood Movies

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"Ram ram, yeh patni hai ki panauti hai" - hungama

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"Abe jaldi bol, picture khatam ho jayegi" - golmaal 3

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"Yahan ki pani puri, poore mumbai mein world famous hai" - phir hera pheri

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"Jab tum prem se milogi, toh prem ke prem mein prem deewani ho jaogi, meri premika" - andaz apna apna

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"Boyfriend bole toh?" - Munna bhai mbbs

Funny Quotes in Hindi From Hindi Movies

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"Arey nai dekha re! Uske dekhne se pehle hi maine phatt se dhoti pehen liya!" - Hera pheri

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"Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte, phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo" - 3 idiots

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"Aye kaam legal hai, aaj se hi nahin, mahabharat ke time se" - vicky donor

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"Jab do galatiyan mil jaati hai, toh ek cheez sahi ho jaati hai" - garam masala

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"Main apna atmasaman girake, yeh samaan nahi uthaonga" - golmaal 3

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