Kartik Aaryan Dialogues | 25 Famous Quotes And Monologue From Kartik Aaryan

Last Updated: 13 Feb 2023

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All Kartik Aaryan Movie Dialogues & Quotes With Images

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Aana toh poori tarah aana ... ya toh aana hi mat: Kartik Aaryan

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“Yeh mera exclusive Aap bas muje prime time ki seat wapas dedo” – Kartik Aaryan

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Is duniya ke har chu*iye ko lagta hai ki uski wali alag hai ... aur tere mooh se yeh alag hai sunke mujhe yakeen ho gaya hai ki "L" lagne wale hai: Kartik Aaryan

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Biwi se sex maang le toh hum bikhari ... biwi ko sex na de toh hum atyachari ... aur kisi tarah jugaad lagake usse sex hasil karle na toh balatkari bhi hum hai: Kartik Aaryan

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"Donald Trump ke tweet aur Chudailon ke feet..hamesha ulte hi hote hain" - Kartik Aaryan

Kartik Aaryan's Pyaar Ka Punchnama Famous Monologue

Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai......aur kya problem hai

Problem yeh hai ki main chahta hoon ki meri life mein koi problem hi naa ho

Lekin agar meri life mein koi problem naa ho Toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai

And bull shit she is worried yaar

Usse toh celebrate Karna chahiye

Because this is exactly what she wants

Seriously yaar Aaj kal jab Bhi wo mooh kholti hai

Man karta hai mooh mein kuch thuss doon

Trust me yaar 6 mahine mein I have had it all

Sab dekh liya maine

Abbe kaunsa pyaar, Kaisi relationship, Kaahe ki khushiyaan?

Relationship ka matlab hi yeh Hota hai to enter into your own happiness

Uske bad all you have to worry about is

Uski khushiyaan, uska birthday!

Uske kutte ka birthday

Uska new year jo kabhi tumhara bhi new year tha

Inn ladkiyon ko naa koi khush nahi rakh sakta

A happy woman is a myth

Tu batman wali ko dekh le

Saala jab tak batman nahi bana, tab tak bolti rahi

Tum toh kuch karte nahi ho

Naakara ho, napunsak ho

Main tum jaise insaan ke saath kaise reh sakti hoon

Jis din Bechara batman ban gaya

Uss din boli, tum Toh batman ban gaye

Arrey mujhe toh ek normal insaan chahiye tha

Main tumhare saath kaise reh sakti hoon

Sab saala naa in kahaaniyon ka dosh hai

Bloody Bollywood romantic masala

Ek ladka ek ladki dono ko pyaar hua, dono saath saath, film khatam

Iske bad ki story koi nahi batata

Iske bad ki kahaani main batata hoon

Iske baad ladke ne ladki ko 2 din hug nahi kiya toh problem

Hug Kiya to cheap ho rahe ho

Itna Bhi achcha Nahi lagta

Saali shopping khatam Nahi hoti inki

Pehle cushion Aaye fir curtains aaye

Cushion, curtain se match nahi kiye toh aur cushion aaye

Mere ghar mein mug itne hai ki unko bechne jaun toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye

Ek toh jo cheez kharidne jaayegi

Woh cheez kharid ke nahi aayegi

2-hafte dimag chategi ki table lena hai table lena hai

5-ghante mall mein bitaa ke ek sadi si chappal utha ke le aayegi

Aur Phir agle do hafte dimag chategi

Table Lena hai table Lena hai…

Office me kaam kar raha hoon

Phone aa jayega

Phone uthate hi bol deta hoon

Baat Nahi kar sakta

Kitna mushkil hai ye baat samajhna?

2 minutes kar loge to kya ho jayega

Arrey 2 minute kar lunga to tujhe kya mil jaayega meri maa

Thik se to kar paunga nahi

Aur iske baad I love you bole bina phone kaata to naatak

Sabse zyaada dimaag ki dahi is mobile phone ne ki hai

Katiya hi ghatiya invention hai saali

Trust me I say patta hai saala patta

Ek toh inke ad bhi dekho

Lo Ji 1 paisa per second

Aur phone karo.....Aur phone karo

Arrey call sasti ho jaane se baat thodi na badh jaati hai karne ko...Phir iska jawab unhe bhi do...Tumhare pass baat kyun nahi hai karne ko

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"Iss duniya ke har chu*iye ko lagta hai ki uski wali alag hai ...Aur tere mooh se yeh alag hai sunke mujhe yakeen ho gaya hai ki "L" lagne wale hai"

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"Pyaar mein log andhe hote hain....Chutiye nahi ho jaate"

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"2 saal mein 24 mahino mein 104 hafton mein 102 hafte rulya hai isne...I hafte per saal ki khushi ka average kaunse relationship mein hota hai"

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"Duniya ke har chutiye ko lagta hai...Ki uski wali alag hai"

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"Jaati na poocho saadu ki, pooch lijiye gyaan ... mol karo talwar ka, pada rehan do myaan

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"Inka sabse bada chutiyapa yeh hai ki inhe sex ke baad bhi baat karni hai ... meetha khane ke baad koi soup peeta hai kya?"

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"Abhe tu Titanic waali ko dekh le ... chal maana ki lakdi pe ek aadmi ke fit hone ki jagah thi ... toh pandra-pandra minute ki baari nahi le sakte the"

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"Aaisa kabhi nahi hoga ki tum do lakh kama rahe ho ... aur woh maa baap ke pressure mein pachaas hazar waale se shaadi karle"

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"Har aadmi ka fundamental right hai hugte hue sochna"

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"Koi bhi baat tum inhe samjhao ... majaal hai joh samajh aa jaaye ... wohi baat inka ek best friend samjha de toh ek minute mein samajh aa jaati hai"

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"Bribe is an institution started by women ... kyun ki inke pass joh dene ko rishvat hai woh kabhi khatam nahi hone waali ... aur hum saale rishvatkhor apni maraaye jaa rahe hai ... isse toh acha hai saala apne haath se hi shaadi karlo"

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"Woh tumhare maa baap ke baare mein kuch bhi bol le ... koi tension nahi ... tum unke maa baap ke baare mein zara si ek line bol do ... toh 3rd aur 4th world war dono ek saath ho jayenge"

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"Shaadi shuda aadmi hamesha office ke liye late kyun ho rahe hote hai ... kyun ki joh time pe uthte hai woh baat karne mein late ho jaate hai ... aur joh samajhdar hai woh uthte hi late hai ... ki saala utho, tayaar ho aur bhaago"

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"Har ladki ka siyapa hai ki I love surprises ... jab ki asal baat yeh hai ki women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised"

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"Shaadi mein sabse important cheez kya hoti hai ... maang bharna ... aur aadmiyon ka toh kaam hi hai aurat ki har maang bharna"

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"Har ladki ki life mein ek umar aati hai jab usse realise hota hai ki ab uski life ... ek driver, ek bodyguard, ek naukar aur ek ATM ke bina nahi chal sakti ... aur ab ladki itna sab kuch toh afford kar sakti nahi na ... toh ladkiyan dhoondti hai Boyfriend"

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Tum unki sympathy gain karna chahte ho ? Why don’t you go and sleep with her? It’s ridiculous yaar !!

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Uske Kisi friend ko call karke..Ab yeh problems ginaau toh...Kahegi achcha tumne meri friend ko call kiya.Hmm hmm

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Shaadi se pehle woh nagin been kyun bajta hai, haan...Kyun ki band wala bhi tumhe chetawani de raha hota hai ki kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi mein...Inka signature tune hai woh..Ab yeh bata woh kya karne aayi thi tere paas yahaan..Same cheez main karoon toh

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